Jack’s Letter to Santa

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Dear Santa,

I have been an EXCELLENT dog this year and have followed every single one of the house rules. Mom even wrote about it: “Rule Follower and Rule Breaker” so there is documented proof.
 

I have:
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  1. Followed mom everywhere she goes as closely as I can even though it gets crowded in her closet when I follow her in.
  2. Licked Maggie’s food bowl clean at least 78 times per day even though there was nothing in it.
  3. Gone for walks everyday with my dog walker, even when it was almost dinner time.
  4. Kept an eye on my little sis Maggie, even though she’s getting a lot of the attention lately.
  5. Taken at least 24 naps per day except when we have visitors.
  6. Agreed to a detente with the rabbits and the gophers in the yard even when they taunt me.
  7. Kept our neighborhood park clean by eating as much coyote poop as I could, even though mom didn’t seem happy about it.
  8. Posed for pictures with silly outfits on for mom even when it was embarrassing.
  9. Done all of the crazy exercises dad likes to do even though I’m an old man and should be napping.
  10. Been polite and respectful at the vet’s office, even when they were poking and prodding me.

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I don’t think I could have been any better behaved and do believe I deserve that freezer full of bacon that you forgot to deliver last year.
 
Sincerely, your friend,
 
SlimDoggy Jack
 

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  1. Good boy, Jack! Had to smile that you take something like 24 naps every day. Same with Ace! I hope you get the bacon you’re hoping for.
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  2. You sure do deserve that freezer full of bacon! Happy holidays.
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  3. Aw, Jack, I never doubted for a second that you’ve been a good boy all year! I’ll have Callie put in a good word for you with Santa.
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  4. I’m sure Santa will bring that bacon-freezer this year… hope Rudolph is strong enough for that gift LOL
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  5. Wow, that is quite amazing! I’m not sure #6 is necessary. I know I could never accomplish #6! The freezer of bacon will definitely arrive this year for such a good dog!
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  6. Jacko, you deserve it all….mom forgot #11, didn’t go when Aunt Terri tried to lure me to her house! Love you Jack….xxxx

  7. As if that antler photo wasn’t enough! Jack’s letter may bump you guys up to the first house Santa hits on Christmas night.

  8. We are not sure dogs could EVER be this year and still be dogs.
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  9. …be this GOOd…
    Why don’t i proofread?
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  10. I think that since you were stiffed on the freezer full of bacon last year, that you deserve TWO freezers full of bacon this year! That list is a very impressive year of being good. ♥ ♥
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  11. Aww, that’s quite an impressive list of achievements, Jack!! Especially cleaning the park 😉 May Santa bring you that freezer full of bacon!
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  12. Jack, you have been a good boy for sure!! I think Santa knows you are a good boy!!
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  13. LOL don’t tell Storm that eating poop is a good thing. 🙂
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  14. Wow, you’ve been VERY good, Jack! I need you here to lick Rita’s bowl clean! She’s the worst about leaving her bowl a mess! Hope Santa brings everything you want!
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  15. Jack, I think you were a VERY good boy and deserve a lot of wonderful gifts.
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  16. awe buddy, you are such a good good boy, many hugs to you and maggie!
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  17. Oh, Jack, we couldn’t agree more! You are such an overachiever, you definitely deserve that freezer full of bacon!!
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  18. Truly a candidate for everything on your list! Great job Jack…

  19. Pawsome job buddy! I haven’t been nearly so good… and you look mah-velous! I have a few gray hairs myself, and my joints are creaky. My digestion isn’t so good when I eat kleenex now, er, did I just admit to eating it? Don’t tell Santa…Love, Cole

    • NO worries – it’s just to clean it up when the parents leave it lying around, right?
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  20. Jack…you are one handsome dude! “Fleas Navidog!”

    • hahah…let’s hope not!
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      • Merely a play on words. We wish you all the very best this ‘howliday’ season!

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